Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The Old Things

[Travels beget more travels. Misadventures in rehabbing a house sometimes branch off into other smaller adventures along the way. This is one such related adventure.]



Growing up in Virginia, I used to take many walks into the woods near our house. I had many adventures in that place, just me and nature. It was on one such excursion that I stumbled upon a curious surprise. An old, collapsing cabin. No roads, no neighbors, just this ancient home dropped in the middle of a large wood. It was certainly mysterious, showing no signs of life for many years. But it did have more than first met the eye. Since the day I discovered it, I spent many a day journeying back and finding treasures, the old things that once belonged to its tenants. It was like being let in on a secret, the home life of nameless families, with clues to their lives that were at the same time tangibly concrete and impossibly esoteric.

I have always had an intense fascination with old, broken down things. Whilst in Ohio, I loved driving by barns, houses and factories that had long been out of use, imagining what sorts of things happened in those places, the people that lived there, then reflecting upon the relentlessness of time, the inevitability of decay. And this, I suppose, contributed to why our basement so intrigued me.

The front door saga

Landlord B showed us around the place for a second time on Saturday morning, and upon trying to enter, one problem was glaringly obvious.


See that place where the key goes? Yeah, me neither. Purple smiley faces notwithstanding, it's no laughing matter: what's the point of having a hip and swanky joint if you can't even get inside?

After obtaining the keys and grabbing my toolset from the other apartment, I got to work. It's just a doorknob, right? Unscrew it, remove the old lock, swap in the parts from the lock replacement kit B kindly provided, screw it all back together, and that's one more dumb doorknob down, right?

THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE IN CAPS BECAUSE LOL NOT LISTENING


Oh, okay, hum. That's a lot more gizmo than I'd expected. I'll just start unscrewing things and see what turns up. Good plan.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Background


Despite an often entertaining three years in our current apartment, J and I recently decided we'd like to live someplace more like a home and less like a piƱata. Our walls are paper-mache and our upstairs neighbors are a bunch of kids who routinely beat on their floors and cave in our ceiling for fun. No, seriously, they did that.


Here's our bathroom ceiling after months of repairs. I wish I'd had my camera the day water was pouring down a piece of insulation into a 5-gallon bucket on the floor.